Douglas Adams’s Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

“We are concerned with the fundamental interconnectedness of all things. Let me give you an example – when an acupuncturist treats toothache he sticks a needle in your thigh. Do you know why? No, and I neither do I. But I intend to find out.” - Dirk Gently

“Your cat is not lost, his waveform has temporarily collapsed” - Dirk Gently